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My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."Guess where the fuck I am now...EXCUSESThese are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling): God bless the American education. But this isn't about you is it?"The wizard asked"It's my friend Jack, his evil bitch girlfriend got a hold of some mojoand changed reality with it. Now he doesn't know Rick here whosupposedly was his best friend before the mojo, and shes married toJack. " Tess said"She had a thing around her neck...it looked like this" Rick reachedfor a paper and pen...which was odd because there had been no pen onthe desk...and he drew a crude sketch of it."Yep that's one of mine...I sold it to Jessica...obviously she hasmisused the power" The wizard said.Tess became wide-eyed"You mean as opposed to turning Jack into a girl! I know what you do!You were gonna turn Jack into a girl with D cup breasts!" Tess saidindignantly giving the wizard a stern look"Now that wouldn't be a bad idea." Rick grinned"Rick! This is Jack who were talking about...and what is with you and dcup breasts?" Tess asked"I like breasts...though D cup is a bit excessive...a C cup is nice..."Rick said"I meant the wizard...why do you.
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